there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
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Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
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It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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