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Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?

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(248): Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back? http://tfl.nu/so4j

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I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...

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(631): I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf... http://tfl.nu/qnwa

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her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli

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(313): her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli http://tfl.nu/6z4f

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Please don't use social media to get back at me.

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(646): Please don't use social media to get back at me. http://tfl.nu/bgjj

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im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.

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(813): im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots. http://tfl.nu/i8ur

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I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.

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(609): I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments. http://tfl.nu/kh7m

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I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles

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(508): I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles http://tfl.nu/zr9b

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You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.

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Looks like I won that one

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(952): You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor. (651): Looks like I won that one http://tfl.nu/usxg

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I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.

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I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...

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(312): I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today. (773): I'm not sure which feat is more impressive... http://tfl.nu/ga4t

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Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul

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(310): Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul http://tfl.nu/k128

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you texted me "dude im face"

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it sounded so right at the time

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(410): you texted me "dude im face" (301): it sounded so right at the time http://tfl.nu/8042

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There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed

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(312): There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed http://tfl.nu/ohal

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Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.

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(845): Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show. http://tfl.nu/ezu8

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I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!

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(719): I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!! http://tfl.nu/z9re

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There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one

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(307): There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one http://tfl.nu/1hhb

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