I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
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Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
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Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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