i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
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I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
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Looked for my lighter in the console and found more tampons. Seriously. You're like a squirrel prepping for a hard winter. A menstruating squirrel.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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