Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
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She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
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I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦🏼♀️
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
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