I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
tonight lets celebrate not being married
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
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Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
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Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
Everclear isn't food dammit
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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