so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
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dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
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Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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