Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
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Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
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I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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