well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
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I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
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oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
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