Will you blow on my dice?
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
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Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
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At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
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