she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
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Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
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fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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