remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
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I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
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For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
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