We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
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This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
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There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
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