i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
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brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
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when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
God I love dating single dads. They've got their shit at least a little bit together and there's always snacks after sex. #nakedfruitrollups
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
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