well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
This gyro tastes like lonliness
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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