im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
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well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
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I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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