uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
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Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
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I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
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