is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
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It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
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I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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