Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
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I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
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No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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