David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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