Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
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Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
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