Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
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It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
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Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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