nut hugger
So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
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she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
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If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
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