is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
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I think I sprained my soul last night
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
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someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
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