when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
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I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
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Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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