I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
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I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
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He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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