just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
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i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
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The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
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