btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
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she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
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SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
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