they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
New invention idea: vibrating tampons
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
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How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
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When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
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