So I answered the door in my underwear expecting my boyfriend. Instead I opened the door to Mormon missionaries. Do you think that was a sign from God?
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
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it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
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I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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