Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
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He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
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I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
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