I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
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Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
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she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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