STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
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woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
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I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
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