My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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