Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
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no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
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Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
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