"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
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"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
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I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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