Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
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we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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