Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
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threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
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Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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