Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
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So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
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Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
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