Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
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I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
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Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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