they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
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Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
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Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
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