Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
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I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
When people ask about my bruises, I'm just going to say it was a doorknob. Or possibly a group of doorknobs. Angry doorknobs.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
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Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
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