Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
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Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
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While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
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