...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
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And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
Never underestimate the power of titties
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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