carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
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I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
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Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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