I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
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i asked a few people if they wanted to make pancakes with me but no one would. thats why i'm drunk by myself right now
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
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And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
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