I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
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You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
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I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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