She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
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I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
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I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
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