Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
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so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
In the 30 seconds it took me to leave the bar I let the barback motorboat me, ripped open a stranger's shirt and bit his chest, then made out with El Camino dude. No, I'm not coming out tonight.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
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and then at some point during the night I ended up holding a baby
Why was a baby at a karaoke bar, and were you wasted?
only slightly. thats not the point. it was a cute baby.
Well someone is clearly not winning the parent of the year award here
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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