im typing and i feel like my hands are on backwards.
Stop texting me, I'm right here.
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
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she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
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bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
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